Midas hole
Not sure how (the King) began laying his golden eggs, for all he knows he’d been doing it his whole life. Ever since (the King) was in his early 20’s he’d been amassing his collection of steak nuggets.(the King) had gotten himself in a spot of trouble with the local mexican cartel, to whom he owed a small debt, over some ____. Well finally (the King) decided to cash in on his little stockpile and see if his little hobby was actually worth a shit. When (the King) brought in one of his trinkets to be refined he was soon arrested for some reason because it was too pure and some other stuff then he went to jail and got raped and turned this guys cock gold and his name was golden rod from then on. im sleepy i will finish this later.